Book description
Why is it that having children affects our ability to speak proper
English? What exactly is the Wassat? game? How can a seemingly harmless
children s TV character give you a nosebleed? Water Birth Please is the
Diary of a Mum muddling through each chaotic day with her gleefully
troublesome toddler, Grace. Join them through a journey of pointless
birth plans, disastrous diets, sleepless nights and social networking. A
light hearted look at a little life based on original blog entries by
the author. Hail to the toddler! The stumbling, pointing, ga ga gaa-ing,
smiling, gibbering, bashing, twirling, dribbling little person that
rules our lives. Yes they scream and cry. Yes they throw wobblies. Yes,
that little mouth will stay clamped tight when you are trying to insert
wholesome food into it, and yet dog biscuits and wax crayons cannot be
devoured fast enough. But MAN they don t half make you smile. Why is
it that having children affects our ability to speak proper English?
What exactly is the Wassat? game? How can a seemingly harmless children
s TV character give you a nosebleed? Water Birth Please is the Diary of
a Mum muddling through each chaotic day with her gleefully troublesome
toddler, Grace. Join them through a journey of pointless birth plans,
disastrous diets, sleepless nights and social networking. A light
hearted look at a little life based on original blog entries by the
author. Hail to the toddler! The stumbling, pointing, ga ga gaa-ing,
smiling, gibbering, bashing, twirling, dribbling little person that
rules our lives. Yes they scream and cry. Yes they throw wobblies. Yes,
that little mouth will stay clamped tight when you are trying to insert
wholesome food into it, and yet dog biscuits and wax crayons cannot be
devoured fast enough. But MAN they don t half make you smile.
