Book description
When you like, live forever, what's there to live for?
'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart
was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire
part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that
wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably,
impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably
wished he had kissed me.'
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and
sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking
for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers
Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After
witnessing a number of strange events -- Edwart leaves his hash browns
untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle
has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she
convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride,
especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental
guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom,
Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl,
looking for love in all the wrong places.
