Book description
A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags
and one-liners -- indexed and categorised to help with finding the
right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to
bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection,
with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy
light bulbs.
Two nuns are sitting in a bath.
One says "Where's the
soap?""
The other replies "It does rather
doesn't it?"
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge for three
questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't
it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies,
"Now what's your final question?"
