Book description
Never be stuck for a wicked line again! - the ultimate collection
of insults Here is the biggest and best ever collection of
insults and sharp retorts for when you just wish you could have
thought of something faster. Editor Geoff Tibballs presents over 5000
come-backs, put-downs, snaps, insults, unadmiring quips and quotes,
for every occasion. From the most elegant of studied insults to the
wickedest of putdowns, from the language of the street to the
literary, political, and entertainment worlds, from playground insults
to sports, family and marriage jibes - here is every possible barb you
could ever need, guaranteed to crack up all those around you. As an
outsider, what do you think of the human race? Your mother's so fat,
she has her own area code. Are your parents siblings? Anyone who told
you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Is there no
beginning to your talents? You'd be out of your depth in a puddle.
Don't you need a licence to be that ugly? I'd like to see things from
your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse. I'd
love to go out with you but I have to worm my dog.
