Book description
Half-Irish, half-Scots (and half-cut), Bic runs a
moderately-successful stall selling crepes in Greenwich market in the
shadow of the Millennium dome (which is news to his father, who thinks
he's dragging his heels a bit over his botany degree).
He's a decent enough fellow, quite organized really, with his own
set of rules - although he has, he is the first to admit, broken most
of them. For starters, he spends far too much time in the pub - and
then there's that one about not sleeping with another older (and with
a predilection towards extreme violence) man's wife...
And Bic's dream, while not topping the charts in the ambition
stakes, is decent enough: to meet the right girl, return to Ulster,
settle down and start Northern Ireland's first ostrich farm. But
things haven't been going too well recently: the flat below his burnt
to a cinder leaving its incumbent (deceased) melted to the loo seat;
then a fellow stall-holder (also deceased) seems to have hit the deck
(literally) of the nearby 'Cutty Sark' in suspicious circumstances and
now the Culture Secretary has gone and run over Bic's beloved dog
while supervising the arrangements for London's world-beating
Millennial celebrations.
But then a silver - or rather a mysterious, somewhat elusive
raven-haired - lining appears in the guise of Roisin. Not only has she
taken over the stall opposite Bic's, she's also from home,
heart-stoppingly beautiful and, as far as Bic can tell and if you
don't count her two over-protective brothers, single. While wedding
bells might still be a little way off, Bic felt things were looking up
- until the morning he woke with a blinder of a hangover and
discovered he was BRITAIN'S MOST WANTED MAN - on the run, with Roisin
as his hostage and 14 murders to his name...
'Very fresh, very funny. I laughed until I stopped' Zane Radcliffe
was born in Bangor, Northern Ireland in 1969. After graduating from
Queen's University Belfast he moved to London in 1994 to become an
advertising copywriter. He is now a Creative Director at Newhaven, a
really good advertising agency in Edinburgh. His first novel,
London Irish
(2002), earned him the WHSmith 'People's Choice' New Talent Award. This
follows the success of his first short story, My Dog (1974), which was
awarded a B+ and a Big Red Tick by Miss Hasard at Ballyholme Primary
School. His second novel,
Big Jessie
, is also published in Black Swan.
