Book description
Chelsea Handler is a woman on a mission. She's smart, sassy and not
afraid to speak her mind. From an early age Chelsea knew exactly what
she wanted and even in the trickiest of situations, she's never one to
pass up an opportunity. Like the time she convinced her third-grade
class she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the
Galapagos just to get them to
like her, or when she spent the night in a women's prison,
contemplating an affair with the inmate who killed her own sister.
Chelsea it seems, has done it all, and a whole lot more ...
Any mishaps along the way just spur Chelsea on further. Whether she
is being dry-humped by a sumo masseur, dumped by her Big Red
experiment or kicked out of a London restaurant with her pants down,
Chelsea is always armed with an unshakeable disregard for rules and is
incapable of leading a quiet life.
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is an entertaining
memoir-in-stories that will have you rolling around with laughter.
Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured
the US doing stand-up as one of the stars on Oxygen's
Girls Behaving Badly
, as well as appearing on
The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno. She now presents her own show,
Chelsea Lately
, and is the author of
My Horizontal Life.
She lives in Los Angeles.