Book description
THE AVERAGE MALE IS 98% CHIMPANZEE... THE OTHER 2% ISN'T SO SMART
As far as science teacher Charlie Ellis's love-life goes, chaos is
more than just a theory. Caught giving his fiancée Deborah an
out-of-hours practical biology lesson (so to speak) in the staffroom
one parents' night, Charlie suddenly finds himself single, unemployed
and lost in a thoroughly unscientific world of blind dates, blind lust
and blind panic.
If only this relationship stuff wasn't so complicated, if only there
was some logic to it - a scientist like Charlie might stand more of a
chance. Because Charlie likes things ordered, and, well, scientific...
Charlie begins to research this crazy little thing called love and
comes up with some very surprising data indeed. Science has some very
strict ideas about what men find sexy, what women find sexy and what
this whole sexiness thing is for...
But they're just theories, right? You're not supposed to put them
into practice. Are you?
Richard Asplin works at Books Etc in London. This is his first novel.