Book description
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints
What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin
What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword
Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a
warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals
An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there
someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'
The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and
outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically
incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to
keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken met whilst serving in the French
Foreign Legion. They were both dishonourably discharged on the same day,
following an incident with the regimental camel. Llewellyn returned to
live in the UK, where Who's Who lists his interests as: 'Camels; camel
racing; painting pictures of camels'. He is married to wife Camilla.
Phil currently lives in south-eastern Europe, where he presents a TV
programme on farming:
The Bulgarian Agrarian
. He lives with his Moroccan partner, Keith.
