Book description
New York Post absurd? Or Onion-like fiction? You decide!
British woman weds dolphin!
Two minor girls married off to
frogs!
Tennessee man marries goat!
Here's the story: two of these headlines are true - and one's true
bologna. Which are straight off the presses? And which one is straight
out of the author's mind? It's up to you to decide!
The headlines in this book are all so outlandish that it's hard to
believe any one of them is true. From stories like "Teen steals
bus, picks up passengers" to "World's priciest pigeon goes
for 8,000," you'll need to have quite the discerning eye to
recognize which are ripped from real newspapers.
Filled with hundreds of outrageously authentic headlines, this book
leaves you wondering, "Did they really print that?"
Neil Patrick Stewart is a freelance writer, copyeditor, and
fact-checker who's had headlines appear in Gotham, Los
Angeles Confidential, Delta Sky, Hamptons,
Capitol File, Boston Common, Vegas, and
Tourneau. (All true - he swears.) He currently lives in Santa
Monica, CA.