Book description
No one is perfectÂ-but everyone can fake it
Let's get real. At one point or another, every woman has had to fake
itÂ-how else would we get everything done in a mere twenty-four hours?
Fake It makes all those time-sucking tasksÂ-such as doing the
laundry, baking a homemade dessert for a school fundraiser, and
maintaining a socially acceptable level of personal hygieneÂ-seem
effortless. With more than 100 shortcuts and wonderfully constructed
white lies, you'll be able to fake it all, including:
- An
immaculate bathroom when the in-laws visit
- Flawless skin
for that big night out
- Liking a crappy dinner at a
friend's house
- A tidy car on carpool day
- Knowing
the answer to your client's question
- And yes, of course,
faking an orgasm
So whether you're asked for your
opinion about a stomach-turning outfit, really not feeling it in bed,
or just too tired to clean the house,
Fake It will give you the
foolproof advice you need to get through all of life's situations.
Jennifer Byrne is a freelance writer whose work has appeared
online at various humor websites, including McSweeney's Internet
Tendency, Mental Floss, and The Rumpus' "Funny Women"
column. She currently lives in Glassboro, New Jersey.
