Book description
Become a productive member of society!
Which way should the toilet paper be dispensed from the roll? Who
goes first at an intersection in a grocery store? What is the proper
placement of ketchup on a plate? When is it appropriate to dress your
pet in clothes that match your own? If you ve ever wondered about the
answers to these vital questions, this is the book for you. Consult
The Book of Rules to identify acceptable practices and
procedures for any social situation you may encounter in your everyday
life. With this book, you ll learn:
- how and when to tell someone they have bad breath
- regulations on singing aloud with the car radio
- what excessive hair twirling indicates
- when power naps should be taken at work
- how to terminate a too-long text message conversation
- how to deter people who want to "taste" your food
- when it is appropriate to look in a friend s medicine cabinet,
and much, much moreâ ¦.
Many everyday actionsÂ-while not illegal or immoralÂ-are generally
considered improper. With this book, you ll never again be considered
an uncivilized, clueless boor.
Joshua Belter is an air traffic controller and singer. He
was inspired to create The Book of Rules after a toilet paper
incident while visiting his mother s home.
