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Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

 eBook, Published by Random House UK   (01 March 2012)

£3.99

Book description

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

Mitchell Symons was born in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE, where he studied Law. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Mitchell has won the Blue Peter Best Book with Facts Award twice, with WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU and DO IGLOOS HAVE LOOS?

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