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'But, Pirate Captain, you love being a pirate', said Jennifer. 'That's because I was looking at piracy through rose-tinted spectacles,' the Captain replied. 'There's very little job security. The hours are terrible. And I keep finding barnacles in my belly button.' The Pirate Captain has finally had enough. Still reeling from the crushing disappointment at the Pirate of the Year Awards, he decides it's time to hang up his hat and ditch his cutlass. Begrudging followed by his sceptical but loyal crew, the Captain fixes his sights on a quiet life on the island of St Helena. But his retirement plan is rudely disrupted by the arrival of another visitor to the island - the recently deposed Napoleon Bonaparte. Has the Pirate Captain finally met his match? Is the island's twenty-eight mile circumference big enough to contain two of history's greatest egos? And will the Pirates be able to settle the biggest question of all: who has the best hat? 'Hilarious. Destined to become a classic of pirate comic fiction' Eric Idle 'Little slabs of super-concentrated funny' Andy Riley 'Funny and entertaining' Independent 'Its supreme silliness is its charm' Daily Telegraph Gideon Defoe was born in 1975 and lives in London. He is also the author of The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists, The Pirates! In An Adventure with Whaling, and The Pirates! In An Adventure with Communists. You could be forgiven for thinking he is a bit of a one-trick pony.