Book description
> Together they embark upon a journey that leads them away from
Switzerland into the bowels of Oxford, and finally to the forbidding
heart of eastern Europe. It is an adventure that will force the Pirate
Captain to confront some important questions, namely: what is the secret
behind his mysterious belly tattoo? Is 'Zombuloid, the corpse-beast' a
better name for a monster than 'Gorgo: Half-man, half-seaweed'? And,
most importantly - what happens when a pirate finally falls in love?
Women in diaphanous nighties running down corridors! Brooding men with
dark hair! Sinister taxidermy! Ghostly banging noises! The Pirates!
In An Adventure with the Romantics
contains all these things, as well as a bit where the Captain dresses
up as a sexy fireman.> Gideon Defoe definitively puts the "Ho
ho!" - and indeed, the "Yo!" - into pirating Caitlin
Moran 'Very funny, very silly and highly original' Esquire 'Silly,
charming, unique and hilarious all at once' Chris Addison 'Hilarious.
Destined to become a classic of pirate comic fiction' Eric Idle Little
slabs of super-concentrated funny Andy Riley 'Enid Blyton might have
written Pirates! after a night in an opium den' Publishers Weekly >
Together they embark upon a journey that leads them away from
Switzerland into the bowels of Oxford, and finally to the forbidding
heart of eastern Europe. It is an adventure that will force the Pirate
Captain to confront some important questions, namely: what is the secret
behind his mysterious belly tattoo? Is 'Zombuloid, the corpse-beast' a
better name for a monster than 'Gorgo: Half-man, half-seaweed'? And,
most importantly - what happens when a pirate finally falls in love?
Women in diaphanous nighties running down corridors! Brooding men with
dark hair! Sinister taxidermy! Ghostly banging noises! The Pirates!
In An Adventure with the Romantics
contains all these things, as well as a bit where the Captain dresses
up as a sexy fireman.>