Book description
The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations
rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From
times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit,
The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable
selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the
sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and
including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson,
there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour.
'I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.' - Samuel Johnson
'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot,
dysentery, peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock
'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the
goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon
'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin
'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' -
Oscar Wilde
'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the
kids.' - Homer Simpson
'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx
'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain
and the States. Her book publications include
Wisecracks
and
Hollywood Wit
, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide
How to Be A Celebrity
, and the bestselling humorous quotations books:
The Funniest Thing
You Never Said
,
Great British Wit
and
A Word from the Wise
.
