Book description
'I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood' Homer Simpson
Fathers come in many guises - wise or silly, strict or kind. They
can make you laugh and they can make you cringe. They can drive you
home and they can drive you mad ...
In Just Like Dad Says, wise and witty words from the likes of
Billy Connolly, Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Milligan and Homer Simpson cover
everything from the joy of being a new dad to waving kids off as they
- finally - leave home.
Old and new, laugh-out-loud funny or wickedly dry, Just Like Dad
Says is the best ever collection of quotes by and about Dad.
'My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo' Bob Monkhouse
'Even very young children need to be informed about dying.
Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This
will make threatening him with it much more effective' P. J. O'Rourke
Former sports journalist Geoff Tibballs has written nearly 100 books,
many of them humorous, with titles including
The Bowler's Holding,
The Batsman's Willey
,
The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang
and
The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes.
