Book description
'Having a baby is like watching two very inefficient removal men
trying to get a very large sofa through a very small doorway, only
in this case you can't say, "Oh, sod it, bring it through the
French windows"' Victoria Wood
'It's not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it'
Dorothy, The Golden Girls
Motherhood is a tough job and a serious business. Which means
there's all the more reason to step back and see the funny side of it,
and Just Like Mum Says is packed with humorous insights and wry
observations on all matters maternal.
Tracing the course of mothering through pregnancy, the terrible
twos, the teenage years and the empty nest, Just Like Mum Says
includes wise and witty words from celebrated matriarchs from
Marge Simpson to Sharon Osbourne, and Victoria Beckham to Victoria Wood.
In short, Just Like Mum Says amuses, delights, enlightens and
touches the heart - just like Mum.
'When my husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I
figure I've done my job' Roseanne
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter who divides her time between
Britain and the States. Her book publications include
Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and
off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A
Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The
Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word
from the Wise.
