Book description
'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush
Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human
stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes
Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid
things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from
George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to
mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world
over.
The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a
clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid
remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare
to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...
'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After
a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel
too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel
'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after
he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn
'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America?
There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between
Britain and the States. Her book publications include
Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and
off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A
Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The
Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word
from the Wise.
