Book description
Forget the crystal ball - predicting the future is all about the toilet
bowl. 'Arsetrology' is a groundbreaking new book which uncovers the
hidden depths of your number twos, using the ancient art of poo-reading.
If horoscopes and palm-reading are driving you round the u-bend, then
panic no more. Sit down, relax, do your thing - and then proudly gaze
upon what you have produced to discover what the future has in store.
Examine the shape, look and texture of your crap - and then match it up
to one of the 'poo runes' to read the long and short of what your shit
means.
'Arsetrology' will be your indispensable guide to dropping the kids off
at the pool. Put it by your throne, and refer to it every time you get
the call of nature, to stay one step ahead of the game. Understand your
life through the lav, and never underestimate the turd's telling powers
again. Harry Holland lives in London, and has an uncanny knowledge of
poo in all its forms. His co-writer, Oliver Scheidt, holds the Colonic
Chair in Faecal Sciences at the University of Waterloo, and is best
known his groundbreaking study of scatological language, 'You Gotta Be
Shittin' Me'.
