Book description
Do you like shopping? John does. When Janet and John go to the big
department store, Janet says, 'I'm going to have a look around the
kitchen department. I'll see you back here in half an hour.' Janet has
bought some new kitchen scissors. Janet says, 'Have you been a good
boy?' 'Yes,' says John. 'I saw Mrs. Llewellyn. She was complaining that
her husband wasn't very well served in the trouser department and said
that I looked like a man who knew how to treat a lady properly. After
that I saw Mrs. Steward. She said she was always on the lookout for a
partner with good ballroom and asked if I'd like to come to her special
club and learn how to Mazurka'. Do you know how to get scissors out of
plastic packaging in under a second? Janet does. See Janet chase John.
Run John, run. During its transmission, 8 million listeners to BBC Radio
2's Wake Up To Wogan were beguiled and bewitched by the naughty but nice
adventures of John and his wife Janet. As a favourite segment, the
stories moved with Terry Wogan to his new Sunday morning show, Weekend
Wogan. In the style of children's stories of yesteryear, John gets up to
all sorts. Then he tells Janet all about his day, by which time every
perfectly innocent big end, back passage and stiff one acquires a whole
new meaning. This second instalment promises even more devilish double
entendres, with over seventy new stories to tickle your funny bones.
Kevin Joslin was born in 1958, so is really old enough to know better.
He runs the TOGs website, www. togs. org, an online home for the
bewildered followers of Terry Wogan's BBC Radio 2 shows, and has written
a good deal of nonsense for those shows under a variety of assumed
names.
