Book description
The bestselling stocking filler returns, though you might want to give
granny her Christmas sherry before she looks at it: MOCK THE WEEK'S
FUNNIEST BOOK OF ALL TIME* is an hilarious, edgy collection of brand new
gags from the team behind the popular panel show. Categories include:
UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect
that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this.
UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain;
Tinchy Stryder . . .
UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: 'This year's Speech Day
has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr
Bartram . . .'
UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: 'Mr Bates's leg? He hurt it
helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a
Countryside Alliance march.'
UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: You won't get this (12, 4, 3, 5)
*This refers only to this and the previous three MTW books, and even
that's a matter of opinion . . . Dan Patterson is the creator and
producer of Mock the Week
, Whose Line is it Anyway?,
Room 101
and Fast and Loose
. Now in its sixth year, Mock the Week
is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing millions of
viewers every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain,
Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard.