Book description
The funniest, rudest book of the year, packed with enough one-liners
to fill a whole new series.
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We’d Like To See
is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough
one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you’ve ever wondered what
would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on
slogans you shouldn’t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will
prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two
bestselling Mock the Week
books, categories include:
UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of
Sudoku. No timewasters.
GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN’T SELL: Sorry About Your Face
UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence,
piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments.
UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the
Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8)
LINES YOU’D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: ‘"James, he’s using
the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer
space." Bond took the bottle out of M’s shaking hand and helped her
off the floor into bed.' Dan Patterson is the creator and producer of
Mock the Week
, Whose Line is it Anyway?
and Room 101
. Now in its eighth year, Mock the Week
is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing 5 million viewers
every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain, Andy
Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard.
