Book description
Once upon a time Jack set out to find his fortune in the big city. But
the big city is Toy City, formerly known as Toy Town, and it has grown
considerably since the good old days and isn't all that jolly any more.
And there is a serial killer loose on the streets. The old, rich nursery
rhyme characters are being slaughtered one by one and the Toy City
police are getting nowhere in their investigations. Meanwhile, Private
Eye Bill Winkie has gone missing, leaving behind his sidekick Eddie Bear
to take care of things.
Eddie may be a battered teddy with an identity crisis, but someone's
got to stop the killer. When he teams up with Jack, the two are ready
for the challenge. Not to mention the heavy drinking, bad behaviour, car
chases, gratuitous sex and violence, toy fetishism and all-round
grossness along the way. It's going to be an epic adventure! Robert
Rankin is an unrepentant Luddite who writes his bestselling novels by
hand in exercise books. He is the author of THE HOLLOW CHOCOLATE
BUNNIES OF THE APOCALYPSE
, THE WITCHS OF CHISWICK
, THE BRENTFORD TRILOGY
(5 books), THE ARMAGEDDON QUARTET
(3 books) and many more.
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