Book description
Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books.
Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with
hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.
In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records.
Drumroll, please . . .
Most armpit-farted verses of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm'!
Vilest verrucas!
Biggest jelly-fight!
Crinkliest wrinkles!
Steve Hartley is a sensible man. He has a sensible job, a sensible
family, lives in a sensible house, and drives a sensible car. But
underneath it all, he longs to be silly. There have been occasional
forays into silliness: Steve has been a football mascot called Desmond
Dragon, and has tasted World Record success himself - in both a mass
yodel and a mass yo-yo! But he wanted more, and so his alter ego Danny
Baker Record Breaker was created. Steve lives in Lancashire with his
wife and daughter. You can find out more about him on his extremely
silly website: www. stevehartley. net
