Book description
Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books.
Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with
hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.
In this book Danny Baker will attempt to break the following records.
Drumroll, please . . .
Heaviest ball of snot! (DB attempt: 1. 4 grams)
Most nits on a single human head! (DB attempt: 109)
Smelliest feet! (DB attempt: 205 children and 5 teachers rendered
unconscious within 10 seconds)
Steve Hartley is a sensible man. He has a sensible job, a sensible
family, lives in a sensible house and drives a sensible car. But
underneath it all, he longs to be silly. There have been occasional
forays into silliness: Steve has been a football mascot named Desmond
Dragon, and has tasted World Record success himself -- taking part in
both a mass yodel and a mass yo-yo. But he wanted more, and so his
alter-ego -- Danny Baker, Record Breaker -- was created. Steve lives in
Lancashire with his wife and teenage daughter.
