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The Ha Ha Bonk Book

The Ha Ha Bonk Book

 eBook, Published by Penguin   (25 March 1982)

£4.99

Book description

The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg is jam-packed with brilliant jokes!

This Young Puffin joke book is full of good jokes to tell your dad, mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as:

What goes ha ha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

and

What goes 99 bonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg

and

What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?

A bad golfer

and lots more besides. . .

Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.

Allan Ahlberg, former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger, is in the super-league of children's writers. He has published over a hundred children's books and is the author of the prize-winning Each Peach Pear Plum and The Jolly Postman . He has also written prize-winning fiction and poems for older readers. Allan lives in Bath.

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