Book description
Fame. Fortune. Screaming girls. The adoration of strangers. I?ve had it
all before, yet nothing could have prepared this Horny Little Devil for
his new life in the City of Angels. Sacked as the coach of the Andorra
rugby team and on the run from the sister I never knew I had, I decided
to head west, vowing to win back my wife and daughter from a risk
assessor predicting economic doom for the world. Imagine my shock when I
discovered that my old dear, on a nationwide book tour, was already busy
charming America out of its collective elasticated pants. With Trevion,
a 1991 Gulf War-veteran-turned-celebrity-Svengali, on my side, not to
mention my brand new bromance with a gym instructor called Harvey, I was
determined to become more famous than even her. But one nose job and one
abdominal resculpt later, I no longer knew where reality ended and
reality TV began ... Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the ultimate fantasy shag
of 95 per cent of women in Dublin. The other 5 per cent are to be pitied
because they basically can't, like, handle the pressure. You need to be
some woman for one woman to be with the maestro. And that's not to be
tooting my own trumpet, roysh; that's just stating a simple fact of
life. So get over it.
