Book description
'She says: "Darling let's have children". I know this is a
historic moment. I must respond like a man. So I ignore her . . .'
Sunday Times columnist Andrew Clover would like to share with you
everything he's learned - the hard way - about childcare. Starting at
the beginning, by asking why men are so terrified of breeding, he
examines every worry a parent is likely to face: How can I make them
sleep? How do I choose a good school? Will I ever have sex again? Why
should I paint my face like a tiger? Wise and candid, this is the most
truthful parenting guide of all time. It's also the funniest and most
inspiring read any dad - or mum - could ever hope to read.
Andrew Clover used to read books about Russian people who discover,
after a long, long, long, long time, that life is bad. He now reads
books about sheep who like hiding behind bushes. These books are much
better. You can lift the flap and find a sheep. With the other books,
you can't lift a flap and find a Russian. He does the 'Dad Rules' column
at the back of the
Sunday Times Style
magazine. He is a comedian, writer and trophy husband. He lives with his
wife, his three daughters and a female dog. Yes, that's a lot of women.
In his house, he never rules.
