Book description
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is broke and out of love. His wife has gone to
America, taking his daughter with him; his mother has become a
celebrity chef on daytime television, with a particular skill for
handling phallic ingredients; and his father continues to languish in
Mountjoy Jail.
To cap it all, Immaculata, a Nigerian girl whom his wife, Sorcha,
has been sponsoring by direct debit for fifteen years, has turned up
on his doorstep. Things couldn t get worse.
But the long road back begins high in the Pyrenees, in the tax haven
of Andorra, where Ross must spread the Gospel of rugby to the strange,
primitive natives who have only ever heard of soccer, skiing and duty
free shopping. There he meets Conchita, a beautiful, sultry
psychoanalyst, who persuades him to look inwards and find out what it
is that makes him tick. Sorry, thick.
Praise for Ross O'Carroll-Kelly 'Gloriously, uproariously funny'
Irish Times 'Consistently laugh-out-loud funny' Irish Independent
'Moments of brilliance . . . essential reading' Irish Daily Mail 'Women
of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back' U Magazine Ross
O'Carroll-Kelly is the ultimate fantasy shag of 95% of women in Dublin.
The other 5% are to be pitied because they basically can't, like, handle
the pleasure. You need to be some woman for one woman to be with the
maestro. And that's not me tooting my own trumpet, roysh, that's just
stating a simple fact of life. So get over it.
